One fine morning, Ahmad and Kamal (both not their real name) went out on the streets. They were doing their jobs to enforce law and order.

Kamal: Nice day today, don't you think so Ahmad.
Ahmad: Why don't we relex for a while at the mamak stall over there.
Kamal: Wait, I think I see someone over there park illegally.

Ahmad: There's another one also on the left side of the road. You take this one.
Kamal: Orait then, Singaporeans cars is always my favourite. Let me show them who's the boss around here you big bully.

Kamal: Here you go. Another RM300 for the City Hall. I love this new gadget.